No splashing near the whiskey station. Feel free to borrow a towel, but please don’t return it damp. Smoking is encouraged in designated areas, but feel free to indulge wherever your heart desires. If the pond feels colder than expected, get a grip—and please, mind the koi. They’re delicate souls, after all.
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