The Middle Club Spa Services
Signature Treatments
Hot Stone Therapy:
Release muscle tension and soothe your mind with our relaxing hot stone therapy. Available upon request for the most discerning guests. £75
Aromatherapy Massage:
Experience a full-body massage infused with custom essential oils. Ideal for restoring balance and serenity. £65
Facial Rejuvenation:
A rejuvenating facial that leaves your skin radiant and your spirit uplifted. Suitable for all skin types. £55
Deep Tissue Massage:
An intensive massage designed to alleviate deep-seated tension and improve flexibility. £80
Reflexology Treatment:
A therapeutic foot massage that targets specific pressure points to promote overall wellness. £50
Wellness Experiences
Morning Yoga:
Join us for a morning yoga session by the pond. A perfect way to start the day, with or without a cup of tea. £20 per session
Cold Plunge Ritual:
Brave the cold plunge pool for a revitalizing experience that boosts circulation and sharpens the senses. Towel recommended. £15 per session
Herbal Steam Room:
Detoxify and unwind in our herb-infused steam room. Relaxation levels may vary based on tolerance for perspiration. £30 for 30 minutes
Guided Meditation:
Achieve inner peace with a guided meditation session led by our wellness expert. £25 per session
Beauty & Grooming
Manicure & Pedicure:
Keep your hands and feet in pristine condition with our signature manicure and pedicure. £40
Gentlemen’s Grooming:
A complete grooming experience including beard trim, haircut, and facial. £60
Hair Styling:
Whether you need a quick blow-dry or a full style, our hair experts are here to help. £35
Waxing Services:
From eyebrows to full-body waxing, enjoy a smooth and sleek finish. £45 and up
Club Notes
Booking Policy:
Reservations are highly recommended. Walk-ins are welcome, but priority will always be given to those who pre-book (preferably over afternoon tea).
Towel Etiquette:
Please avoid using more than three towels per visit—our laundry staff have delicate sensibilities.
Relaxation Guarantee:
If you don’t leave feeling at least 20% more relaxed, we suggest another treatment (or possibly a glass of wine).
Guests attempting to meditate while using their mobile phones will be kindly asked to reevaluate their existence. Spa towels must not be used as capes—this is not a superhero training facility (yet).
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